Moronitude, Ridiculosity, and Other Nonsensical Bullshit

I started eating meat a couple of months ago. Before that, I ate meat sometimes. But it was fish. And fish isn't meat cos fish are to...

If you honestly expected me to narrate the rest of this stupid story in the language of a D&D nerd, then you are as stupid as I was when...

After an entire summer of my drunken antics, I believe that my sister had had enough. And they weren't just your standard drunken antic...

Well, I can't think of anything to write about except the fuckin Trix rabbit. I don't know why, but I just got Trix rabbit on the mi...

There was some jerkoff ventriloquist on on the Comedy Channel not too long ago whom I had the misfortune to have caught a glimpse of. The g...

I do whatever comes my way in order to pay the rent. I mean, I don't sexually service white-haired widows, rob convenience stores, arti...

I had subjected myself to being arrested and/or towed in order to loiter around a trash can at a local coffee shop with some other fools who...