Moronitude, Ridiculosity, and Other Nonsensical Bullshit

I was just walking down to the 7-11 to get the kinda crap you get at a convenience store. No shit, huh? I wasn't tryin to buy new hub ...

I haven't written in a minute. Had a lot of shit on my mind. I'm certain that the 4 people who read this have been seriously losin...

I dunno how I got to waxing nostalgic about all the pets I've had over the years, but I did. Perhaps I'll bore you poor fuckers wit...

Jeeze, it's hard to think of shit to yammer about when I'm in a bad mood. I guess I could just start complaining about stuff, but t...

I scurried up to the restroom to wait my turn. I had to go pretty badly, but I think I was keeping my composure: I wasn't squirming a...

Okay. The serious matter about which I am to discuss is, as far as I know, confined to Central Missouri. I'd conduct a survey to find ...

I'm not sure what the fuck's wrong with me sometimes. Other times, I think I probably have a pretty good idea as to what the hell m...