Moronitude, Ridiculosity, and Other Nonsensical Bullshit

Well, I have good news and I have bad news.  The good news is that my lung cancer seems to have gone back into hiding.  It’s also good new...

[My submission to this week's topic in the writing group I'm in. "Soap" is the topic] You ever used Dr. Bronner’s?  ...

I was gonna talk about ghosts, but now I’m not.  Does this disappoint you, dear reader?  Of course it doesn’t!  First off, you had absolute...

[This is the second installment of a story I've been working on when the spirit moves me to do so. I'm not sure what's gonna h...

You ever eaten gator?  Tastes like pussy.  The only time I like something tastes like pussy is if it’s pussy.  Even then, I gotta be drunk...