Moronitude, Ridiculosity, and Other Nonsensical Bullshit

OK.  Well, youŕe probably getting tired of all the wild shit that's been going on in that Greyhound story so maybe we oughtta take a b...

Well, I lost my pants.  They weren't the ones I was wearing the last time that I put on pants, so at least there's that.  Still, i...

Well, I'm typing this on a laptop that isn't mine.  Don't worry, I didn't steal the goddam thing.  It's somebody else...

Well, this is thing that I'm not sure what I'm gonna say is certain to sound fucked up. It has plenty of the qualities of a soap o...

    Wow.  I’m a fuckin mess.  Not like that’s some kinda revelation, but it’s almost alarming.  I’m staying with a friend who has a pet snak...

                Well, here’s my big chance to write something and I don’t know what the hell to write about.   I could write about how ...

                So I’ve spent a little time lately reflecting.   That’s because I’m a shiny piece of plastic.   Just kidding.   I’m act...